Three robbers picked the wrong Johannesburg woman and paid the price

Three would-be robbers picked the wrong target this week, and the internet has received a full match report, Joburg Etc reports.

Sherri-Lynn Wallis shared a post on Facebook on Wednesday, 11 November, addressed to the ‘three dumb idiots’ who tried to rob her and take her phone. It reads less like a crime report and more like a scorecard.

Instead of losing her phone, Wallis says she walked away with one of theirs. ‘I have your phone now instead,’ she wrote to the first attacker, noting that ‘what flew out of your mouth was a tooth’ and assuring him the police would see to returning his device.

The second man, she wrote, ‘got a head shot and kick to the shin for underestimating a girl’, along with a warning that he would feel it in the morning. The third took off running, earning only a review of his footwear: ‘flip flops to a robbery? Seriously…’

Wallis summed up the evening as ‘interesting’ before crediting the real heroes of the night: ‘Jiu-jitsu training & muscle memory’.

Consider it a public service announcement for anyone eyeing an easy target – you never know who has spent her evenings on the mats.

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